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crap [02 Aug 2004|10:03am]
crap, I don't have time to write about Ashlie's birthday party, so I'm writing this to remind myself, entry....
ok, got it! :)
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Nana [02 Aug 2004|09:46am]
Well, everything was going great in Cali, but I could tell my

Aunt Liz was upset, and it turned out to be something big. But

first I need to explain. My nana and my granddaddy divorced 6

years ago. And ever since then I guess she stopped taking her

high blood pressure pills (but nobody knew this)So, just a

while ago she moved to Kansas to our surprise! So when we went

up there for the forth of July something was definitely wrong.

She got lost easily, she would forget simple words to say...

that sort of thing, we had noticed the same thing over the

past few years- but nothing this bad. Well about a week ago,

it turned out that she had called my Aunt and my mom crying

because when she finally got her piano tuned, and sat down to

play, she completely forgot- couldn't read the notes or

anything. Well, my nana thought she might have Alzheimer's or

a brain tumor, so she really wanted to talk to my granddaddy

who's a doctor. But first my aunt and my granddaddy were

fighting about how we never tell him anything about my Nana's

life and blah blah blah. So he calls my nana up (wow) and he

talks to her, and he thinks whats happing is that my nana is

having mini strokes in her brain and it's affecting her

memory. So today at Noon my nana and Aunt are coming to

Arizona to the male clinic and staying in a hotel. I'm really

scared about my nana, we're really close and I don't want her

to forget me or something! And I can't really do anything to

help, so I asked my aunt if I could babysit Gabriel (my

cousin, only child)and she said yes. So I guess I'm helping a

little bit. The bright side is that I get to see my nana...

thats a bonus!
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Disneyland [02 Aug 2004|09:42am]
Well, Wednesday we went to disneyland and it was crazy. The

lines were not worth the ride. Like, splash mountain was a 2

and a half wait for a min. ride. Thats crazy. And those

fastpasses... We got a fastpass at 10am and had to wait till

6pm! THATS NUTS! Well, I got a T-shirt and some Nightmare

Before Christmas, (it's there 10th Anniversary) And that was

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The drive [02 Aug 2004|09:39am]
The drive to Cali was torcher, I had to sit in that car for 7

hours! AHHHH! And the book on tape ended up being full of sex

scenes, and I was in the car with my GRAMPA! Great! I should

have never picked Anne Rice for the ride...
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ok people [02 Aug 2004|09:26am]
Ok people, I have a lot to write about so I'll do it in the

order it happened first- Nick and Clarrissa came over the day

before I left for California. I just had got out of the shower

so I ran into my room and got ready in 5 min. And when I got

out there we pretty much did nothing. I was also really taken

back when I saw that Clarrissa had braces. she always had

really fcked up teeth but I never thought her mom would

actually have paid for them to be fixed! So anyways, we had a

lot of uncomfortable sliences, but the funniest part was when

we walked around the house where my bastetball net is and

Nick found a birdnest. I was resting in the top of my carport

and he looked in it and through it at me. Of course I

screamed, and he's all, "god Laura, don't freak out, theres

nothing in it." But when I looked down the was a baby bird in

it. I freaked saying that he through a dead bird at my, and

he kicked it under my dad's tire. I was all confused untill he

said, "tomorrow morning when there leaving for work scream

and say that they killed it. It was really funny! But that

was about the funniest thing that happened. We used to have

lots of fun togther... So I don't know whether to call or not.

I don't want to pretend forever. Hey, and weren't him and

Clarrissa fighting?
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MY CAT ATE ONE [22 Jul 2004|11:09pm]
[ mood | ecstatic ]

It's a miricle! My cat actually ate a cricket! I'm so excited! :)

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Good day [22 Jul 2004|10:59pm]
[ mood | thankful ]

I had a good day today. My first day of freedom from my job! And then we went and

had my blood drawn to see if I'm all spiffy. Then after that we went to coco's (has

anyone seen that new commerical for coco's? he says cyocyo's!) And then

(annnnnnnnndddddddddddddddd thhhhhhhhheeeeeennnnnnnnnnnn) we went to costco and

buffalo exchange, for some school clothes! kinda boring but... Tommorow we're off to

the library. Ooo! I also get to California!!!!! I get to visit my favorite aunt! Go

Aunt Liz!

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FUNNY! [22 Jul 2004|10:52pm]
[ mood | loved ]

A funny conversation with my sis.

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How I'm going to die [22 Jul 2004|08:46pm]
[ mood | blah ]

Sheesh, There are Crickets everywhere- I looks left there’s a cricket, I look right

there’s a cricket. IT”S CRICKET CRAZY!!!!!!! And you know what? I woke up this

morning and there was one right in front of my face. But that’s not what bugs me- I have

3 cats in this house. WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING? Well, right now my

whore cat is raping me again. Anyways, that’s off the subject but you can read about my

whore cat in previous entries. Ya, so I have 3 cats sitting on there asses. We take care of

them, isn’t this what cats do? Eat stuff so we don’t have to buy bug-be-gone? God, so

now because I have a cat that’s an ass, a cat that’s a dog, and a cat that’s a whore I’m

going to be eaten by a firkin cricket in my sleep! Thanks guys, why don’t you do eat your

me. Maybe if we stop feeding the cats they’ll eat em’. Or- maybe not

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how to die a painful death [22 Jul 2004|08:45pm]
[ mood | silly ]

You know what? I came up with a very painful way to die- Imagine it: Walking into a Lord Of The Rings Fan club with a, ‘I love Harry Potter- It’s better that LOTR!’ I can see it now- Orlando Bloom posters flying and nerds, freaks, and weirdoes- like you and me. Flying on you screaming in Elfish. Can’t you just smell it?

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Nails [22 Jul 2004|08:34pm]
[ mood | sore ]

My poor finger. It hurts badly! I guess it’s an ingrown nail but here’s the funny story

Behind this:

Well, I hate having long nails so I cut my nails nice and short, now my dad didn’t

Know this but we were driven an I told them about how my pointer finger hurts and my

Dad said out of no where- it’s an ingrown nail. Woo! Where’d that come from? Later

Today, my grandpa who’s a doctor told me it WAS an ingrown nail…. It’s the sixth sense

Of ingrown nails I tell you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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GRRRRR [22 Jul 2004|08:32pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]

Ok people… I’m tired of people writing about how depressed they are- like they following I’m going to put- disclaimer: made this up based on other peoples writings

like there is no reason 4 me 2 stay alive on my own terms, only 2 keep others happy. i took a buble bath, and i tried 2 drown, but it was a half-assed attempt, so i just kinda sputtered and now my nostrils hurt. i would cut, but im 2 depressed 2 look 4 my razor. thats really pathetic. i need 2 hav a good cry, but i cant cuz my dad always yell at me when i cry, cuz im supposed 2 always look ok. and if i dont tell him why im crying (in this case i cant cuz he duznt know about thw whole bi thing and he would kick me out of the house)then he calls me rude, defiant and insubordinate. which i guess i am. anyway as im 2 depressed 2 kill myself, im just gonna sleep in and avoid things. i am the walking dead.

Now people… if your writing things like this go to a shrink and GET SOME PILLS IF YOUR SO DAMN DEPRESSED! I’m serious… If this chick is so depressed to do nothing not even kill herself, THEN HOW CAN SHE WRITE ABOUT IT IN HER JOURNAL! Really! Now, I’m not ripping on all of you, I just feel people do this on the Internet to get some bad attention. It does not work. Find help in real life- not with people that can’t help you. I’m not talking about people who say ‘I want to die right now I hate my life’ and then are ok later. I’m talking about people that say: I’m GOING KILL MYSELF NO ONE LIKES ME!!!!! IF I DON’T WRITE TOPMORROW IM DEAD…. Give me a note and talk to me so I wont’ Now if your this damn depress get help, don’t constantly bitch. It’s ok to go through bad time and your just writing about your feelings, but if you say it all the time and just want people to talk about poor you- Please get a life and grow up! Now, please don’t be offended, I’m only writing about people doing this for attention and using the lie that they have depression, which is a serious condition- And I swear, anyone who says I don’t understand… omg- your in deep shit ask Ash. I’m also writing this for Ashlie who feels the same way but she didn’t ask for my our has any knowledge of me writing this.

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I hate this Rat [22 Jul 2004|08:31pm]
[ mood | distressed ]

Yeah, my rat kibbles- he's getting a little annoying people. He bites and I'm

starting to wish he'd die of natural clauses or something...

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My clone dream [22 Jul 2004|08:30pm]
[ mood | curious ]

I was thinking, what if we have clones??? Like- some weird sicence somewhere and when you go to donate blood they clone you??? Omg! and then they'be another sexy you! But what if one day your friend runs into your clone and they fall madley in love and mini you breaks your friends heart and then they'll hate your clone thinking it you? Or if you find out about them and you try to tell someone and they think your crazy and your locked up forever????!!!! OR your clone murders someone and they blame you? The possiblities are endless people. So if they have a nother sexy you out there what would you do? Me- I would go and sell her on the streets. OOOOO heres another idea, what if theres a male clone of you out there and you have sex and you have a baby and your the mother and the father? How do you explain that to your kid? He's messed up already from being inbreed- I mean- the kid would put a gun to your head and ask you to rub your belly button counterclockwise three times or something. So my advice: WATCH OUT FOR YOUR CLONE!!!!! THEY MIGHT BE ANYWHERE!

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My cats a whore [22 Jul 2004|08:27pm]
[ mood | okay ]

Ok people- My cat- squeak- if she was human she'd be a slut. Shes always all over me and licking me and begging me to pet her and always looking for attenion. I can practically hear Anna Nicole Smith words and voice from her: "Fck me! I wan to be fcked!" god- shes always all over you! I've never had such an annoying cat. She'll keep you up at night nudging you so you pet her and she slobbers bad! People... I have a cat whore. If she wasn't fixed.....

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Goals [03 Jun 2004|04:00pm]
[ mood | rejected ]

1) To see any InuYasha those people with the freaky eyes over the ocean make

2)read every INTRESTING book known to man

3)Learn how to spell better

4)Learn how to write

5)Write a book and make millions

6)If I do not acomplish the book, Win the lottery.

7)spend it all on myself and then send a postcard to everyone I hate, the postcard will say........'Haha, you poor loser'

8)get a nose job

9)Never be depressed

10)Have the guy of my dreams without ever getting in a fight, and he'll never get old, and be so loyal to me he'll follow me around like a puppy, and if no guy like this exists, I'll just make one!!!!! All I need is some glue, glitter, crayons, and paper!

11)Get a life and stop making goals for myself.

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